*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
the one dude has a literal handlebar mustache
Also their heads are literally in the clouds
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?
no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..
glenda puts her foot down and takes control of her own decisions
WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER
THAT PICTURE MADE ME AND JUANITO LAUGH SO HARD. HE FELL OFF THE COUCH.
is juanito okay
the idea is always hidden